Oldest Car

I wonder who has tyhe oldest car in the village ?. Are there Model 'T's lurking out there somewhere or an old Austin Seven or, do we have any any original Ford Cortinas lurking about. Feel free to tell us if you have an old banger still in working order, or even an old commercial vehicle.It would be particularly interesting if they have always been in your possession and if there are any interesting stories attached to them.

Clean stories, naturally.