Friday 20 February 2009

Atlantis Found ?.

According to your soaraway Sun newspaper, the lost city of Atlantis may have been found via Google earth as a series of grid like lines lying off the coast of west Africa. Apparently, the bloke who made the discovery said that the grid, about the size of Wales, looked like a street map of Milton Keynes.

This discovery, if proved, will have scuppered the researches of the Silverton Institute Of Alternative History, which after many years of research and several barrels of DOBS, was about to announce that it had conclusive proof, having reread the works of Nostrodamus, and having consulted David Icke, that the lost city of Atlantis was, in fact, lying at the bottom of the Prispen Pond..

Never mind. We will soon have proof that The Holy Grail is buried under The Londis.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has been privileged to sample Professor Bob’s fruit vodka, will have undoubtedly seen the ghostly outlines of Atlantis at the bottom of Prispen Pond !!!