Updated chicken co-op news. The fortified chicken house will be arriving on monday, or so we are reliably informed. Reports that Louise was using her recent absailing charity event as a cover for intensive training with a handpicked team of former Spetznatz operatives specially handpicked by Dr Bob could not be confirmed. Neither could reports that Louise would be leading the team dressed in a leather catsuit, much to the disappointment of some.
Rumours that this team have been trained to attack if the word 'Fox' is uttered are said to have led to a certain well known family from Davies close seeking contractors to dig a very deep bunker.
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Could Louise in a leather catsuit be thought of as a "Foxy Lady"? Might she therefore be a double agent? The KGB will try anything to destabilise our poultry industry!
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