Mrs Frost informs me that research has found that the average woman is the proud owner of no less then fifteen bras. One wonders how such research was carried ot. I have a vision of Bra Intelligence Teams (BITs) sweeping through the land rooting through the underwear drawers and counting the number of bras on the washing line. And who is this average woman ?. I have yet to meet one but I suppose the statisticians will have worked out what one consists of. I wonder if the BITs teams are so experienced in these matters that they can spot at a distance whether the bra they are inspecting was bought from Primark, Next or M&S ?. Probably we shall never know until a book appears titled something like 'Confessions Of A Bra Spotter'.
Given that the government is trying to get consumers to spend more money to get us out of the recession, there will soon be teams out on the streets questioning women as to whether they have 'got their fifteen' in yet and TV adverts will be telling the ladies that it is their patriotic duty to upgrade their collection. Doubtless there will be a special drive aimed at Transvestites to make sure that no potential group of customers are neglected. The Cup Final will take on a whole new meaning.
Then of course, there will have to be a push on knickers.
But I think we will draw a veil over that one.
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