Thursday 2 October 2008

Roll Of Honour

Its a funny old world. When I was very young I lived in a house where the toilet was in a shed at the end of the garden and toilet paper was toilet paper pure and simple. Now we live in a world where some have difficulty using a toilet that is not centrally heated and doesnt have lavender smelling toilet pa[per close to hand. Personally, if caught short on a chilly morning the last thigs I am going to be interested in are whether the toilet seat is at the correct temperature and what the loo paper smells like before use.

The way things are going we will all be using yesterdays newspapers anyway. Thats even assuming we still have roofs over our heads, let alone indoor toilets.

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