Thursday 2 October 2008

Chicken Run

We understand that in order to ensure the safety of their chickens, the chicken co-op are bringing in a specially armoured chicken run from Newton Abbot. According to a spokesperson for the co-op this super run will be strong enough to defeat the best efforts of even the most determined predetors and that the chickens will be delivered to their new abode under the watchful eyes of a crack unit from the SAS. Minefields are being laid and the dogs on the blog are being trained in a whole variety of new and updated counterinsurgency techniques. The message from the chicken co-op to the foxes prowling in the undergrowth is the same as that of the antifacist fighters of the spanish civil war, 'They Shall Not Pass'.

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