Monday 30 June 2008

Silverdate

Given that people live longer and that death and time take their toll on relationships, perhaps its time that Silverton had its own internet dating agency. I am sure there is no shortage of eligable single people from the village who could take advantage of such a service and that much good could be achieved by uniting the lonely hearts of the parish.

Such a service would certainly be much cheaper then the likes of Match.Com and might attract some of the more exocitic people who seem to frequent some other Internet dating sites. Silverton being what it is, I doubt whether we would have much attraction for those of a sado- masochistic nature or those who prefer their partners wrapped in clingfilm, but I supppose that know one really knows what goes on behind closed doors, even in Silverton. Whether we might be able to stop our clients being emailed by dodgy people with a poor command of the english language may also be open to doubt... but I expect it would be very difficult to keep people from Thorverton out altogether.

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