Chicken News.

We have not reported much news of the Sheila Wilson-Louise Edwards, chicken co-op venture of late but we are glad to report that they are on the verge of obtaining a chicken house and that where the chicken house is, the chickens cannot be far behind. Doubtless managing such an enterprise will be a very eggsacting business, particularly when they come under attack from the local fox population. Just remember dont fire your shells until you see the whites of their eyes and then they will know that you are not yolking.

Crap puns, but the best I can do on a saturday morning.