I am aware that one of the regular readers of this blog has been known to read this blog while dressed only in her bath towel. This reminded me of when, a few years back, I looked into the plethora of so called ,business opportunities' available on the internet. Of course, it turned out that most of them were scams, one of the selling points being that you could run your business whilst sitting at your computer dressed only in your underwear. As this blog is not a scam, and we try to maintain some standards, reading the blog whilst in various states of undress is not to be encouraged.
We would prefer, ladies, if you did not access the blog whilst wearing nothing but skimpy black underwear, although if you must photos would be appreciated. We would prefer it if you read the blog whilst dressed in that nice evening gown with mascara and lippy fully applied. You may have a drink beside you while reading but we would prefer it if you had a long glass containing a sophisticated cocktail, rather than a tumbler of vodka and tonic. If you must smoke, cigarettes in holders please and no wacccy baccy.
Gentleman will be expected to wear at least a decent lounge suit, cravats and dickie bow ties are acceptable but not silk ties with naked women on them. Our scottish readers may, of course, wear the kilt and full regalia, but no 'Rab.C.Nesbitt' style semmits (string vests to you english lot) please. Members of the armed forces can wear full dress uniforms, but please be careful what you do with your ceremonial swords.
And a word to all. No bondage gear or shellsuits.
The blogging team will of course be maintaining their usual high standards. Mrs Frost is nothing but elegant and glamourous when advising on the contents of the blog and I shall be dressed in my usual uniform.
That of the commander of the starship 'Enterprise'.
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