Homer update

Word reaches us that the net is closing rapidly on the dastardly gang responsible for the kidnap of Homer, the Lamb's best known christmas exhibit. Apparently, intelligence work has narrowed down the suspects to a handful.

We would urge those responsible to return Homer to his rightful owners before its too late and they are seized by a crack unit of the Homer Liberation Front. These boys and girls mean business and you wouldnt want to mess with them. The word is that any captured miscreants might find themselves scrubbing out the toilets at the Lamb on their hands and knees after next years street market.

And you wouldnt want that fate to befall you.