Glasgow humour.

Taken from the ever excellent diary section of the Glasgow Herald.

German tourist goes into a Glasgow Resturaunt and orders a steak. He wants it very rare but doesnt know what to ask for, The waiter asks what sort of steak he would like and the tourist says 'I vould like a bloody steak'. , The waiter asks him to repeat the order and he replies louder 'I vould like a bloody steak' The waiter without raising his eyes from the pad says, 'and will that be f***ing new potatoes with your steak sir ?'