Close Wars

Rumours have reached me that in order to stop outsiders parking there, the residents of French Close are threatening to declareindependence. Perhaps they will be introducing a bit of french culture to their area when the barricades go up with croissants and red wine being handed out and accordianists and lasies of the night lurking on the corner. Silverton might then have its very own Latin quarter. Perhaps our Polish friends in Davies close could then get in on the act with vodka tasting and Polka dancing classes. It all might trigger off hostilities between the French close massiv and the Davies Close posse as to who controls the intervening section of Wyndham road but this could ensure that both areas are returned to Silvertonian control when the forces controlled by the Coach road pie mafia move in.